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politicalsexkitten:

I’m really bad at responding to emails

Actually I’m really bad at responding to text, phone calls, and even I the social media platforms I choose to be a part of

I am an adult

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 189 notes
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cosmictuesdays:

Well done, show. Well done.

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 528,733 notes

frightnor-the-wizard:

Shoutout to grilled cheese

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 23 notes
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Song: Sugar, We're Going Down
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: From Under The Cork Tree
Played: 59,367 times.

musicbloge:

Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We’re Going Down

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 11,541 notes

poison-oak:

I fell in love with a princess today

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 35,489 notes

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 75,290 notes
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sapphireclaw:

I’m confused

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 19,061 notes
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cassarahle:

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

THE SQUEAK

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 339,783 notes
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Song: guys be wakin up like
Played: 408,729 times.
3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 30,847 notes
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h0odrich:

allteensrelate:

Move Bitch #getoutmecar

im deleting i hate this fucking website

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 23,790 notes

cosmo tip #21

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

3 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 50,261 notes
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weloveshortvideos:

Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..

4 days ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 37,748 notes
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vanconcastiel:

I’ve never been so scared in my life

4 days ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 70,094 notes