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heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 110,200 notes

life update: legitimately devastated about a foolish mistake i made in the hunger games adventure game on facebook

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
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unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏

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winchesterhaven:

pretty much my work ethic

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nbcsnl:

This place has everything…

Mulaney’d.

4 days ago on October 16th, 2014 | J | 5,036 notes
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ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

4 days ago on October 16th, 2014 | J | 82,171 notes
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