i recognize that nmh is entry level hipster trash but that does not stop “in the aeroplane over the sea” from being one of my favorite albums of all time
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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
|Song: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves|
|Played: 419,890 times.|
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
*jeff dunham voice* silence! i kill you! *entire crowd of 12-15 year olds and rednecks go wild. he has made comedy history. nothing on earth will ever be as funny for this audience. they go home somber, unable to take enjoyment in anything else. the world then collapses in on itself, creating a vortex and sucking the entire world into it, ending all life, everywhere, for no joke will ever be as funny*
sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years
this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow
My mother refused to take her antidepressants throughout my childhood because people had convinced her that they don’t work (when they do and I got into science and psychology because of her depression having such an impact on me as a young child) If she had taken them it would have saved lives.
We all have that one awkward couple at school
|Song: Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too|
|Artist: Say Anything|
|Album: ...Was A Real Boy|
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"You’re too young to be this empty girl
I’ll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you’ll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.”