acousticbrainwaves:

This is the most accurate depiction of my love life ever.

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

My dad: So i want to see Star Trek

My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it

My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes 

lessonsforchildren:

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

Crying

eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

jayg4tsby:

shadesofsky:

“If I came with a warning label, it would probably read “Funnier on the Internet, but even that is admittedly mediocre at best.” (x)

MY SCHOOL BEST FRIEND GIFFED MY INTERNET BEST FRIEND. THIS IS THE BEST DAY

omG this is awesome wow thank you!

27/100 favorite pictures of james mcavoy

there are days i just want to be carey mulligan okay

“He threw all those parties, hoping she’d wander in one night.”

halfburiedbow:

omfg.

thecakebar:

DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial}

olanrogers:

www.eataslicewithme.com

blue-box-adventurer:

artifedorov:

he is the reason why I want to go to comic con

that last gif though