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To those of you graduating mid-school-year:
To those of you day-in, day-out adults:
To those of you I shop with, drive with, work with, and love:
Dave McAlinden - “If I Was Your God”
"See, if I was a therapist, you probably wouldn’t want to go to me. But I would listen. Like a best friend on Adderall."
Performing for Portland at the 2013 National Poetry Slam in Cambridge, MA.
Have yourselves a
CHALLENGE SO FUCKING ACCEPTED
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
VAMPIRE WEEKEND AND ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE BOTH PLAYING IN PORTLAND TONIGHT
I HOPE THERE IS A RUMBLE AFTERWARD
SOCS VS. GREASERS
a vegan, a jew, an emo and an angel enter a bar
they start playing music.
they are fall out boy.
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration