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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 95,491 notes

So when people leave, I’ve learned the secret: let them. Because, most of the time, they have to.

Let them walk away and go places. Let them have adventures in the wild without you. Let them travel the world and explore life beyond a horizon that you exist in. And know, deep down, that heroes aren’t qualified by their capacity to stay but by their decision to return.

- The Staying Philosophy (Everyday Isa)
1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 93,175 notes
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“Viserys was Mad Aerys’s son, just so. Daenerys… Daenerys is quite different.” “The frightened child who sheltered in my manse died on the Dothraki sea, and was reborn in blood and fire. This dragon queen who wears her name is a true Targaryen.”

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 3,428 notes

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 277,332 notes

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 284,441 notes

charmancler:

calling 5sos punk is like calling fall out boy death metal

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 8,183 notes
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trynottodrown:

Antarctic fur seal pups, Arctocephalus gazella, South Georgia Island (x)

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 70,488 notes

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 52,781 notes

breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 54,182 notes
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Song: The No Seatbelt Song
Artist: Brand New
Album: Your Favorite Weapon
Played: 6,151 times.

daisygrrrrl:

Brand New - The No Seatbelt Song

"It’s only you, beautiful,

or I don’t want anyone.

If I can choose, it’s only you.”

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 2,255 notes
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gabbyneiers:

i’m scared of having sons because i hate thomas the train engine and i never want to see him again

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 171 notes
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